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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
When you use quotes from the books and movies to make your point to someone who has not. For instance, I do not know how many times someone has tried to insult my intelligence and I have said "Yea, it's very common. You can google it." Or even better, done the fake Jessica Stanley laugh from Twilight when you hear a comment that rubs you the wrong way followed by "that's so funny."
Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
when you put chicken and green peppers on a pizza and have to think about Bella's chicken enchiladas
You know, Edward, as a brother you are sometimes a dissappointment
Oh, never mind! my less noble side exulted
Then the jokes about the world's only clumsy vampire would start
'Bout time someone scored around here
Oh, never mind! my less noble side exulted
Then the jokes about the world's only clumsy vampire would start
'Bout time someone scored around here
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One of my Twilight friends is a nurse. Someone asked her once, when she was dressing his wounds, "How do you do it?"
She replied, "Years and years of practice," and smiled!
She replied, "Years and years of practice," and smiled!
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When it hurt seeing images from the next movie because you wish so desespally to live something this beautiful...Or at least, love and being love...
"When Kate met Garrett, she found something she'd never found [...]. She is currently attempting monogamy for the first time in her long life." S. M. The guide p. 157
Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
when you have a bellybug and still want to go to the midnight screaning of BD and think to yourself that you might end up like Mike and be missing most of the movie...
You know, Edward, as a brother you are sometimes a dissappointment
Oh, never mind! my less noble side exulted
Then the jokes about the world's only clumsy vampire would start
'Bout time someone scored around here
Oh, never mind! my less noble side exulted
Then the jokes about the world's only clumsy vampire would start
'Bout time someone scored around here
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
Tornado wrote:One of my Twilight friends is a nurse. Someone asked her once, when she was dressing his wounds, "How do you do it?"
She replied, "Years and years of practice," and smiled!
I'm right there w/ya.Kate wrote:When it hurt seeing images from the next movie because you wish so desespally to live something this beautiful...Or at least, love and being love...
Forever Alone.
When you see a carton of ice cream with the word Denali in the name & immediately think of Twilight.
EDIT: Have a new one from last night. When you're watching a new Psych episode and there's a fancy yellow sports car in the episode and you automatically think of Alice and her car. (I have no idea if it's the same type of car I don't speak Car & Driver. )
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I love all of these posts because they are soo true for me !
When you slip on ice and think "ice doesn't help the uncoordinated" like Bella !
When you slip on ice and think "ice doesn't help the uncoordinated" like Bella !
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Since there are snow everywhere (I live in Canada), it's happening to me 6-7 times a day...21Twilight21 wrote:When you slip on ice and think "ice doesn't help the uncoordinated" like Bella !
"When Kate met Garrett, she found something she'd never found [...]. She is currently attempting monogamy for the first time in her long life." S. M. The guide p. 157
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woooopp I love Edward and I totally agree with you xxxroo-roo91 wrote:team edward people: when you squeal when you see a volvo.
when you squeal when you hear the name edward, thinking it might be him, then are majorly disappointed when it's not.
when someone starts to talk about their fave animals & you say yours is a lion.
when you constantly find yourself babbling about him.
i do the same thing xxx
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