Adult thread -- The Summer House

[sillyme]

Elle, your my Canadian home girl and I love you to pieces but I'm pretty sure there's some unspoken rules about KiddieRob pics. First, KiddieRob should come with a warning. Second, they can never be in the same sentence as "hot" or "sexy". "Cute" and "adorable" is fine but I'm pretty sure "hot" and "sexy" would get you thrown in jail in most countries

But I DID give you guys a warning And your second point proves my point (and some other ladies' points), that there is indeed a time when Rob is not so hot! I don't know if I would venture and say that he's even cute in those pictures! If we want to talk about a cute Rob...how about this cute little thing?

@Laura ~ Hope you feel better hon! I get migranes real bad too sometimes, and yes, the computer never makes that situation better, but RobCrack (and Rob himself) is just soooo healing

I don't remember seeing this one yet, but that doesn't mean that someone who's much quicker on the draw than me hasn't already posted it.
I actually like this color on Rob, and just look at the biceps peeking out of his right sleeve. Rawwrrrrr!

Rawwwrrrrr indeed Tracy! I'm totally loving his muscle tone. I know some girls like the really big muscles, and have their men be all Hulk like, but this kind of muslce makes this girl swoon. He's perfect!

guys

I nao hate joan jett. I've never really liked hur
Poor Kristen

Awwww Jade are you serious?!? That just makes me all kinds of sad In my opinion, I don't think Joan has any right to say anything to anyone! I mean, yes the movie is about her, but unless she's funding the thing, I really don't think she should have a say. She should be flattered that someone even wanted to make a movie chronicalling Joan Jett and The Runaways! She should just stand back and be there for Kristen if KStew decides she needs some advice or pointers. It sounds like Kristen is pouring her heart and soul into this role, and for JJ to stand their and tell her that she basically sucks is just ridiculous in my opinion

Rob does NOT like people making Kristen cry!
He looks just as sad as I feel right now


Elle.

[G-Faerie08]

I know Rob said he doesn't like kids and stuff, but HOW ****** CUTE does he look on some of those set pics with that little girl!! I am like, Robert Thomas Pattinson, you look like you would be so cute being daddy Rob to a bunch of Robbies and Robbettes. He is so manly, but still has that boyish charm to him. I know that girl isn't full of hormones yet, but she has to be like, "Omg, he is so cute!! I can't believe I am working with Robert Pattinson! All the girls at my middle school will be jealous."

[Jazz Girl]

He looks just as sad as I feel right now


Elle.

Elle~ Okay, that pic makes up for posting the forbidden pics. Can I just tell you all, I love the fact that A) he still looks almost exactly the same when he laughs like that. I think it's the boyish charm Gii was talking about and B) Good gods even then he had those amazing fingers. I know I know, completely wrong given the fact that he was like 15. But, still, just thinking about the man those hands are eventually attached to...GAH!!!!!!

And this picture...with the....guitar...GAH!!! He looks like he wants to be anywhere else just playing that guitar with Patty in his lap and a friend or three across from him.

Night night Ladies & Rings. Gotta get some sleep. Come hell or high water, gotta be at work tomorrow.

[yanjan3]

*sigh*
I miss y'all
I miss being able to see all the robcrack posted
I miss being able to catch up

sadly i cannot right now
but i will soon

I'm still workin on a proposal on my thesis, deadlines a-comin'.
I'm so busy I didn't even do the title thing where the url is hidden.
Here's some robcrack, laughs, and robcrack again

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http://pics.livejournal.com/dictums/pic/0024gq3s
http://pics.livejournal.com/dictums/pic/0024hst8
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[DarkMuse]

Ok so I was reading through posts and saw the pic of him biting himself. I had to post that on Tumblr.com but then I just completely spaced out and was looking through the rest of the pics people posted and saw a bunch of pretty pictures, including some of the pics of Rob that have been posted here. I'm back now. Lol.

You know what's gonna happen, right? Once the movie comes out, we're all gonna remember the order in which the pictures came out from the filming and when they're out of order in the movie, we're gonna know. We're gonna point out how "oh that part happened later than this!" and "oh no no that's all wrong, that part came first!" and stuff. Lol.

Caryn - Is it sad that I know the words to the "I wanna do bad things with you" song? And not because I've watched Rob videos, but because I watch True Blood? Lol. But I can't help but associate that song with Rob...cause I mean really. Who wouldn't? And glad you're not as crappy feeling, but I hope the rest of the crappy goes away.

Rob + guitar/piano = happy in pants and then my death.

JulieM - That was a neat story about you and your dad and sis watching Twilight with you a year after you first read Twilight. Aww.

Happy Canada Day to the Canada people! I did not know that was today. Then again I don't really know other countries' holidays cause I suck like that.

Neya - *waves back* Howdy! Sorry you're having such a craptacular time. I hope everything is ok!

*cleans out e-litter box and feeds e-cat while Ashley is gone*

*sits Caryn, Neya, and Laura on PervCouch to let eRob work his magic*

Jade - I'm never too lazy to click on a post. So I clicked it, read the article, then finished reading your post and was like 'aw crap'. Lol. Thanks for the article though. I feel bad for KStew.

Yan - Sorry you can't catch up right now. That bites. Hope your thesis goes well. Thanks for the Robcrack. Hehe.

Julie - Not sure if you'd like to use these or not since they're not really TwiLOLs. They're just Rob funnies. Here ya go anyway. Ur site iz da bomb diggity, yo. And I commented your site too!

Boo! You wh0re! Hahaha I love Mean Girls.
You're doing it wrong. Haha.
Uh ohsss.

[Edward_Addict]

Ok so I don't know if any of you watch So You Think You Can Dance, but tonight one of the choreographers said that her dance was vampire inspired and it was danced to "Eyes on Fire" (from the Twilight soundtrack). And after the dance was over and the judges were critiquing, the main judge said something about the different vampire movies/shows that could have been the influence and when he said Twilight, the choreographer (who was in the audience) stood up and yelled "YES!"
I thought that was kinda neat. And the dance was awesome, too.

Oh and Rob and Peter were on TMZ today. I remember the good ol' days when the TMZ staff didn't even know who the heck Rob was.

Kristiner, you know we can't have a discussion about Rob's ability to be non-hot without me posting that picture! I'm so predictable but I don't care. LOL

Sandy, that not-so-lovely pic always makes me giggle too! Sometimes I can't even believe that it's OUR Rob.

Julie - erm... I don't remember saying anything about Rob farting. But yes, I imagine he's even cute doing that too. He'd probably say something totally awkward but endearing afterwards.

Caryn, I didn't even notice the girl was holding sunglasses in her hand in that shot with Rob. I was too busy looking at his adorable expression. When I look closely, I think the glasses might be too small to be Rob's. Especially in her tiny hand. But who knows? And it would be so cute if that scene played out in the movie like you said! Awww.

Elle, OMG you totally busted out the Rob kiddieporn! I'm glad you put a warning, but my sick curiosity still made me click. Yikes. Oh and I agree with you, even though he smoked in front of the kids I think he might have given them a disclaimer about how bad it is.

[twilightsagaaddict]

Happy Thursday everyone!

Needed to stop in now, since real-life yuckiness will take up the rest of the morning....but, hey, that's what keeps me out of trouble! (but sometimes trouble is fun!! )

Yan, good luck on your thesis!

Caryn, hope your feeling better this morning, and that the Rob-crack helps!

You know what's gonna happen, right? Once the movie comes out, we're all gonna remember the order in which the pictures came out from the filming and when they're out of order in the movie, we're gonna know. We're gonna point out how "oh that part happened later than this!" and "oh no no that's all wrong, that part came first!" and stuff. Lol.

Kristiner, you are so right about all the pictures! People are going to hate sitting by us since we'll have our own commentary of the movie as its playing!

Neya, hope things start going better--hope the Robilicious-Crack helps!

Tracy ~ nice find on the bicep pic---Love it!!!

Here is my contribution for the day---
a little jaw porn with your morning coffee...
Robert Thomas Pattinson, is that something in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
to paraphrase robsessedpattinson.com "if you could get impregnated by a stare, we'd all be knocked up by now....

[Jazz Girl]

Crappy Things About Being Sick; 1) Feeling like you been run over by the taxi that tried to kill Rob, 2) Missing work and having to scramble and stay late to meet deadlines, 3) Feeling like your entire body is really trying to turn itself inside out, 4) The computer is 37 steps around 3 corners away from the bathroom.

FanFrackingTastic Things About Being Sick; 1) Sleeping till 11 am after getting the kids to summer camp, 2) Spending the majority of the day switching between perusing RobCrack, posting on the Lex and catching up an amazing fanfic, 3) Did I mention the perusal of RobCrack.

In the end, it's a toss up.

So, yeah, I am back to feeling marginally human and am visiting the bathroom significantly fewer times. So, I came to work. Thanks for all the well wishes. It's all hormonal crap, so I blame Rob. Nothing and no one gets my hormones going like that man.

Yan~ Blessings and good vibes on the thesis. I am sure you'll do great and it will be epic win. We miss you and we'll keep the RobCrack coming for you. Thanks for the Mad Funnies for us. They made me giggle.

Kristiner~ Yup, you are exactly right. You just know we are all going to be like, oooh, that's what they filmed on this day, Oooh, there's the fight scene it doesn't end well. No wait, he wasn't wearing that when they shot that scene.

No, it isn't sad at all that you know the lyrics because of Rob. He would be happy, I think, to know that he has inspired greater appreciation of good music.

Thank you for the giggles, too. My favs is the laxative one. That boy has some priceless facial expressions. I <3 him, seriously. At least we know what was really going on!!

Mandy~ Oh!! I love SYTYCD. Now I'm going to have to hit YouTube to see if I can find it. That is my 3rd favorite (can anyone guess what #s 1 & 2 are? ) song on the soundtrack.

Sandy~ Yes, RobCrack always help. Yesterday was lots of fun. RobCrack, a heating pad, Vicodin and coffee. That was a good good morning. This morning it's RobCrack, Starbux and lots o Tylenol. Not as win, but still not bad.

Robert Thomas Pattinson, is that something in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Okay, in response to that I am going to post this for Jade As you can see, if we could indeed tell if that was something in his pocket, or anything at all, it would be a miracle. Jade's back of the head porn is lovely, but someone PLEASE burn those cargo shorts!!! He could smuggle orphans out of a 3rd world country in them!!!

to paraphrase robsessedpattinson.com "if you could get impregnated by a stare, we'd all be knocked up by now....

And in response, I will post this bit of beauty again. Cause if I'm getting knocked up again, I am looking directly into those eyes.

Off to work. Check in later. *Hugs*

[ForJazz926]

Mandy - I totally watch SYTYCD! I missed it this week, because B is being a wh0re while his mama is here, but it's waiting for me on my DVR. Can't wait for the Eyes on Fire routine! Who danced it, and who was the choreographer. Was it a contemporary dance? Did Sonja do it? *loves Sonja*

Sad Rob after beating = eyes crying.

David, Kristiner, and Jade - I am putting up the LOLs that you passed along to me. I hope I'm not breaking any rules - I gave credit to the sites mentioned in the ones that were tagged. Everyone - I have been updating every DAY with a couple or a few TwiLOLs, so check back often!

[Jazz Girl]

Okay, Friends, I know most of us might lurk on the RPEC thread occassionally, but this was too good not to bring over. All credit to BlueMaria.

Kristiner~ this is especially for you!!!

I’m sure someone has noticed this before but it struck me as too funny not to post.

The inspiration for R.P. hair in Twilight:

JD 21 Jump Street: http://www.freewebs.com/msbloom/21%20jump%20street.jpg
RP Twilight: http://conventionfans.today.com/files/2 ... cullen.jpg


Look at the pics side by side it’s pretty funny.