The Gutter Gals & Co. --Innuendo thread for the "older" fan

[Adam]

Victoria, you ask? Well sure, if I wanted that to be my last meal...ever. She strikes me as one that would bake you a soufflé, and then suffocate you with it.
But you raise a good point about the Denali vampires.

[Feathers]

Victoria, you ask? Well sure, if I wanted that to be my last meal...ever. She strikes me as one that would bake you a soufflé, and then suffocate you with it.
But you raise a good point about the Denali vampires.

Haha! Victoria. Haha. Snort. Yes. Victoria. Hahaha. Sorry. *Snicker* God she's so much fun. Maybe I could be a student chef in her kitchen. You know, not actually cooking, but taking notes...


<3 Ren(toria)

[Nena]

Adam: how about the Italians? We know Italian cuisine it's just to die for
Plus, I hear those Italians are spicy in the kitchen you know, they have been around for ages, you would think that they have a nice recipe book

[Adam]

^^To die for indeed. If I look at the recipie and can't even pronounce it, then I know I'm in trouble.

[Feathers]

Aren't they kind of oniony, Nena? *Dodges Alcyone*

The Queen knows we love her. I think.

I know I've posted a little too often, and I'll take it easy now, but I just couldn't resist.

<3 Ren

[-EB-]

Adam - Don't forget the Amazons!! A woman in some leather is supposed to be a great turn on (although I'm not sure if that's only supposed to apply to processed leather...)



Who's Kitchen for me? I prefer my food steaming hot so I'm going to go with Jacob or Seth. It would depend on if I was looking to bake a full course meal or am looking to make a 30 minute meal.

[somethingblue]

Aren't they kind of oniony, Nena? *Dodges Alcyone*
<3 Ren

Hmmm, I like onions on a good manwich! But they are a bit dried and powdery, not conducive to yummy goodness baking.

Adam, you have just as many options as the gutter gals, honestly (almost anyway)! The Denali ladies, the Cullen women, then there are the Quilieute women, plus Lauren, Ashley, Jessica... Although your Alice/Rosalie/Bella trio totally cracked me up. And is that Bella pre-vamp or post-vamp? Perhaps a little human warmth with a blush makes for a bit softer baking.

[oleander]

My kitchen would be the communal men's kitchen: Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Jacob, Quil, Embry...bring them on! Ooh, it could be like Kitchen Stadium!!! (Can I be the main ingredient?):twisted:

Allez Cuisine!!

Carlisle: I'm baking an Una souffle with chocolate sauce.
Emmett: I'm making an Una's Foster. She's scorching hot!
Quil: I'm making an Una roast, but she's a little undercooked.
Edward: Jacob & I are working on an Una sandwich.

That's one steamy kitchen!

wow...i think i just shot pasta salad out of my nose after reading that one!

una, you took the words right out of my mouth. communal kitchen all the way!

I think that although Italians are well-known for their kitchen prowess, I would probably pass on them unless there were some hot new members of the Volturri. The current members seem to me like they might be more like dessicated coconut or onion flakes, and i'm more into fresh than dried and powdered.

[Anarey]

I'd go for Emmet's kitchen. One word: experience . I mean OMG 10 years of breaking houses!!! WOW, just wow. His recipe book must be something to see... or experience. But I don't like muscular boys, so it must have to be a all-night-long, one-night baking. Then I'll go to someone with the personality of Edward and teach him what I've learned.

[lilac-and-lavender]

I think that although Italians are well-known for their kitchen prowess, I would probably pass on them unless there were some hot new members of the Volturri. The current members seem to me like they might be more like dessicated coconut or onion flakes, and i'm more into fresh than dried and powdered.

dried and powdered I'll have to agree that fresh ingredients make for a better finished product when baking

Not to take away from my love of Edward..but Jasper, wow. First he had 200 years or so of baking in the wilderness, so he's gotta know some great 'wild' recipes, then he became civilized and learned a whole new batch of kitchen recipes. And he can enhance the end result. What a meal that would be