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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
I'm going to put this one in the invisible font. It's from the book The Hourglass Door and if you haven't read it, it could be kind of a spoiler.
When your reading the book and find out the male character, that the female main character starts dating, is over 500 years old and you think to yourself well Edward being 86 years older than Bella isn't so bad. (She's 17 and he looks like a 17/18 yr old but isn't. If that makes sense.)
And I have another one. When you're watching the movie One Magic Christmas and the angel Giddeon appears in Abby's bedroom late at night & you think something along the lines of Edward's not the only one to sneak into a girls room at night. (Though the reason Giddeon was there is for a totally different reason than Edward. And Abby is a little girl while Bella is a teenager.) If you've seen the movie you'll understand what I mean. I hope this doesn't sound creepy or weird.
When your reading the book and find out the male character, that the female main character starts dating, is over 500 years old and you think to yourself well Edward being 86 years older than Bella isn't so bad. (She's 17 and he looks like a 17/18 yr old but isn't. If that makes sense.)
And I have another one. When you're watching the movie One Magic Christmas and the angel Giddeon appears in Abby's bedroom late at night & you think something along the lines of Edward's not the only one to sneak into a girls room at night. (Though the reason Giddeon was there is for a totally different reason than Edward. And Abby is a little girl while Bella is a teenager.) If you've seen the movie you'll understand what I mean. I hope this doesn't sound creepy or weird.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
You buy a Alice Cullen choker necklace and sparkly makeup.
Then when you go down the stairs you hop down them and walk gracefully as if you are floating and have no problem whatsoever
And you try not to make no mistakes
And you want to cut your hair short
And you like yellow cars xxx
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Then when you go down the stairs you hop down them and walk gracefully as if you are floating and have no problem whatsoever
And you try not to make no mistakes
And you want to cut your hair short
And you like yellow cars xxx
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
You say "I need a human minute" instead of "going to the loo" like its the most normal thing to say. And you expect those who you are talking to understand it.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
...You buy lotion with glitter in it just so you can "sparkle"
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
...you've started calling drab rainy days 'Forks days' instead - even when you're around other people - and most of the time don't even realize you're saying something that not everyone would understand..
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When you hear someone say "Be Safe" and automatically think of Edward and smile !
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
When you compare other love triangles to Edward/Bella/Jacob especially when one of the characters is named Jake. Then you KNOW you've lost your mind when you can't stand the "Edward" character and are completely ROOTING for the "Jacob" character (who coincidentally is named Jake) when you're Team Edward!
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
When you are planning your holiday and when reading about the local wildlife, moose, deer, black beer and bobcats, you think 'good hunting grounds for the Cullens'
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
When ever though you haven't reread the books in a few years, when a question on your exams talks about the northwest and the person's name is Harry, you automatically think of Harry Clearwater.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...
When you're watching the movie Alpha & Omega and there's a location, Jasper National Park, and this perks your interest because of Twilight & you google Jasper National Park to find out where it is. (It's in Canada.)
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