Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
haha I'm not sure if anyone has said this one before but here it is.
Edward: "Jacob, I need you"
I'm very perverted.
Oh by the way that was from Breaking Dawn when Bella was done giving birth and they had to start inserting the venom into her.
Edward: "Jacob, I need you"
I'm very perverted.
Oh by the way that was from Breaking Dawn when Bella was done giving birth and they had to start inserting the venom into her.
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haha. heehee.vampirechick101 wrote:Edward: "Jacob, I need you"
these are so funny. I need to find some... later.
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Nice one Mimi!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
I just think it's hilarious that Aro said, "My, my you have been naughty," to Carlisle. In the perverted corner in my mind, his voice sounds like pre-rape .....
I must sit in perverted corner now. Naughty mind, naughty mind..naughty Carlisle?
AAARGGH!! I'm a pervert
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AAARGGH!! I'm a pervert
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"You can't imagine how that feels." TW - Paperback p. 261
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
rofl haha very good onevampirechick101 wrote:haha I'm not sure if anyone has said this one before but here it is.
Edward: "Jacob, I need you"
I'm very perverted.
Oh by the way that was from Breaking Dawn when Bella was done giving birth and they had to start inserting the venom into her.
sounds very dirty comeing from edward lol
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DoNotFeartheDark wrote:I just think it's hilarious that Aro said, "My, my you have been naughty," to Carlisle. In the perverted corner in my mind, his voice sounds like pre-rape .....
I must sit in perverted corner now. Naughty mind, naughty mind..naughty Carlisle?
AAARGGH!! I'm a pervert
rofl gaaaaahahaha
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
I haven't been on here in a while and its good to know that we have moved past the ones that EVERYONE notices and are finding - and posting - the more perverted ones. It makes me know I'm not alone. I'll come back and post some later since I'm re-reading the Saga...again.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Ok now you've done it... I can't even listen to my collegues and hear all the dirty things behind what they say...
From now on reading the book would be so different... I wonder what SM things of this threat..?? she would be horrified...
I don;t have the books with me now but I have some of Midnight Sun (Spoiler warning)
- "I hope she's making it good" - emmet p5
- "Shall we" Rosalie murmured - p8
- "I'll take her" edward
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I'll try to remember some good ones from the books while I'm rereading them...
From now on reading the book would be so different... I wonder what SM things of this threat..?? she would be horrified...
I don;t have the books with me now but I have some of Midnight Sun (Spoiler warning)
- "I hope she's making it good" - emmet p5
- "Shall we" Rosalie murmured - p8
- "I'll take her" edward
"No I'm supposed to do it" Mike
P126
I'll try to remember some good ones from the books while I'm rereading them...
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Haha.marielle wrote:- "I'll take her" edward
"No I'm supposed to do it" Mike
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I'll try to find some from Midnight Sun...
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Anyway, on topic.
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