Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #11

[GenevieveCullen]

Thanks for the link Elle.

Anyone else wondering what's in the bag? I don't recognize it.

[sillyme]

Thanks for the link Elle.

Anyone else wondering what's in the bag? I don't recognize it.

No problem

I think that's a Starbucks bag...which means he likes his coffee strong! Maybe it's some instant coffee he can heat up in his microwave, seeing as he's all about finding new things to use his microwave for

[newtonscricket]

Late to the party of course. I can NOT keep up with you guys. I hope you saved some Rob for me.

Just wanted to say thanks to Kristiner (that's DarkMuse right?) for the crotch spam. Holy Hells! It's getting embarrassing. I think I could recognize the man from his pocket bulges alone at this point (is that an iPhone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?)

[G-Faerie08]

^^ Speaking of recognizing Rob by various body parts..I was at Barnes and Noble the other day looking at the magazines..There was this one section of mags above the other that were partially covered and all I saw was the top of the person's forehead and hair and immediately knew it was Rob..How crazy pathetic is that!?!? I am such a ner..but I know I'm not the only one so it's all good.

[akire]

Man, I hate walking into a party all late & sober! Forgive me, Rob. And happy birthday!

It's a good thing I caught Julie on her rally so we can do (extra salty) shots of Patron with a lime chaser.

And who's the bartender? I'll have an icepick, thanks.

[GenevieveCullen]

Oh guess I'm back on duty.
*serves up Erika's icepick*

Robsessed has a cute birthday banner up.

I'm really hoping Variety is right about Rob starring in Unbound Captives with Hugh Jackamn. Because that would just make my life~

[akire]

I'm really hoping Variety is right about Rob starring in Unbound Captives with Hugh Jackamn. Because that would just make my life~[/color]

I read that on Yahoo news:

Robert Pattinson is set to star as the son of Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz in the period drama Unbound Captives, E! News confirms. The film centers on a woman whose husband is killed and two children are captured in 1859. She's rescued by a frontiersman, played by Jackman.

They cite Variety...

[EandB]

Happy 23rd Birthday Rob!!!OX

[Jazz Girl]

Elle~ That manip is fracking hysterical....and so much better!! And, I absolutely LOVE the EOnline shoutout to Rob. Yeah, they definitely have ALOT to thank the man for. I think I personally have accounted for half of their recent hits where Rob is concerned.

Neya~ Better late than never. And remember, starve a cold, drown the flu in adult beverages!

NewJen~ It's an iPhone. Actually, there has been MUCH discussion in our fair crazy corner about the fact that Rob actually upgraded to an iPhone recently, but the damn thing looks miniscule in his lovely MASSIVE hands of his. Sorry to burts your bubble.

Gii~ You know we'd have all been right there next to you, all yelling, "Ooohh! RobCover!!!! Look, look at the little creased forehead and hairporn! It just proves you completely belong here with us in crazy Robland.

Erika~ We can fix that. Belly up to the bar, across which ERob is currently sprawled shirtless and serving body shots. Remember, lick then suck.

Genevieve~ Yeah, me three!!! Mmmmmmm..... Rob...and...Hugh....Talk about unicorns on top of unicorns!!! Frack me, that would just be my end. Hugh is third on my list. The stories about them karaokeing together in Tokyo had me curled in the fetal position in the corner for days. Let me know if you need any help bartending. I am going to check on Julie, she might be through her Rally and about ready to fall on her face again.

Again, best RobDay party EVER!!!!!

[ForJazz926]

erika baby...my e-wife...what the blood are you wanting an ice pick for? Am I about to bite it "I Know What You Did Last Summer" style?

*sings new Irish drinking song loudly, raucously, and off-key whilst hanging from the rafters*

I'm fine. Totally fine. The rally was successful.

Oh...and O/T, but I finished Jadey's banner and whatnot (and it's friggin HOT, if I do say so myself). Who's next? Dovre? I need yer help - I cannot remember.