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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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ilovetwilight wrote:
switzgal wrote:Twilight:


it's the last page of the chapter 5 "imprint" on page 130:
"see," i explained. " i don't care who's a vampire and who's a werewolf. that's irrelevent. you are jacob, and he is edward, and i am bella. and nothing else matters."
his eyes narrowed slightly. "but i AM a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "and he IS a vampire." he added with obvious revulsion.
"and i am a virgo!" i shouted, exasperated.
he raised his eyebrows, measuring my expression with curious eyes. finally he shrugged.
"if you can really see it that way..."
"i can. i do."
"okay. just bella and jacob. none of the freaky virgos here."


this is in chapter 6 "switzerland" on page 143:
"okay," i sighed. " i believe that. but i want you to know something -- when it comes to all this enemies nonsense, i'm out. i am a neutral country. i am switzerland. i refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures."

oh by the way that one quote in twilight is:
"can we come in? it sounded like you were having bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share."

:D
Thank you!!! I love that part. Plus I'm a virgo as well.. LOL.
Anyway, I still haven't gotten my Eclipse book back, and my friend thinks I'm lending her Breaking Dawn after she gives back my Eclipse.. ha!! No way, she reads too slow and I don't think I can survived w/o my books here ready for me to revamp!!!
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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Well I have a couple but will only name two and both from Breaking Dawn.
1st when bella wins agaisnt emmett in the arm wresteling fight and when she finds out about her new strength acts all ditzy with it and amuses Edward and Renesmee with this new found stregnth as well.
-i started tp crack up when i read that. I had no clue bella could act like that. I loved it sooo much.

2nd How bella reacts when she finds out Jacob Imprinted on Renesmee.
-that was sooooo funny I cryed from laughter and my stomac hurt from laughing as well I loved it!
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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Oh I have another one from BD..

Leah...
"Shut up Jacob, Oops, I'm sorry, I meant, shut up most high Alpha"

LOL
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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switzgal wrote:Jacob and Bella
"I'll remember you like this. Pink Cheeks, Heartbeat, Two left feet"
I stomped my foot hard on his.
"That's my girl."

She's looking out the window, probably pretending we're not here or just me. I'm the only one that's disgusted in what she's doing. They probably want to rip the cup away from her.
Edward rolled his eye.
God how can anybody stand him. Too bad he can't read Bella's mind. she would get tired of him.
Edward chuckled.
"Something funny?" Bella asked
"Jacob" Edward said
"Jake's a crack-up"
"bada bing" Jacob
These are definitely a couple of my favorites; Jacob is supremely awesome in the comic relief department. I couldn't stop laughing about the "they probably want to rip the cup away from her" thing, for some reason. I think I was freaking out the people around me.

Emmett's sexual innuendos were great, and the interactions between Jake and Rosalie were hilarious (especially the "Fido" one and the blonde jokes).

And, of course,
"Bella. Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
"Do you want to do that part?"
"Go Gators! It's about time somebody scored around here." -Emmett, Breaking Dawn

Team Edward, yo.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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this part in midnight sun always makes me laugh:

'the humans filed out, and i caught myself trying to distinguish the sound of her footsteps from the sound of the rest, as if there was something important or unusual about them. how stupid.'

MIDNIGHT SUN bottom of pg. 33
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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Just remembered another one from Twilight...

Edward: Distract me please!
Bella: I'm sorry, what?
Edward: Just prattle about something unimportant until I calm down.
Bella: Uh, I'm gonna run over Tyler Crowley at school?
Edward: Why?
Bella: He thinks he's taking me to prom to make up for when he almost... well you remember..

Bella: Better?
Edward: Not really.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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Two of my funnies is in NM

Edward: "You have to meet one condition first."
Bella: "Condition, what condition?"
Edward: "Marry me first"
Bella: I stared at him waiting...."Okay. What's the punch line."

LOL also

Alice: "I'm sorry. There wasn't many to choose from."
Edward: "it's fine, Alice. They can't all me 911 Turbos"
Alice: "I may have to acquire one of those legally"
Edward: "I'll get you one for Christmas."
Alice: "Yellow." :lol: :lol: :lol:

When I read that I laughed really hard and my friends just stared at me like I was crazy
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Such a cute couple!
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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Breaking Dawn - Chapter 11

Jacob to Seth: "... get your furry butt back to LaPush and do what Sam tells you to do."
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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mlola619 wrote:
Literary Crusader wrote:Edward sparkling and Bella taking it so seriously :lol:.

XD right!? haha if i were Bella i'd point and be like "HOLY ****! IT SPARKLES!!!!" :lol: even if that would totally kill the moment, i'd have to- it would just be too funny to me. Then again since it was Edward i'd probably be like --> :shock: :o :mrgreen:
LOL

OMG so would I, I'm reading this thread and I'm only on page 3, I gotta go pee before I read anymore.

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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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This is kinda funny kinda weird

In Twilight Bella faints cuz she saw and "smelled" blood but in Breaking Dawn she smells and drinks it and thinks it smells and tastes good. Whats up with that?!?!?! :o
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Such a cute couple!
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