Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
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Bella: Edwardkins, why can't I ever remember our love making?
Edward: Because it always fades to black
Edward: Because it always fades to black
"and the boy loved the tree"
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Scene: Eclipse, in cafeteria
Bella walks to their table with a Sunny D. She goes to open it.
Edward: No Bella! Stop!
Bella stops: Why?
Alice: That's Sunny D.
Bella: So...?
Just then Angela approaches with her own Sunny D in hand.
Angela: Hey Bella, what was the English homework?
Bella is about to answer when Angela opens her bottle of Sunny D and Edward and Alice begin sparkling.
Angela:
Bella: Why are you guys sparkling like that? The sun's not even out!
Edward: Well, Angela did just release the power of the sun.
Bella walks to their table with a Sunny D. She goes to open it.
Edward: No Bella! Stop!
Bella stops: Why?
Alice: That's Sunny D.
Bella: So...?
Just then Angela approaches with her own Sunny D in hand.
Angela: Hey Bella, what was the English homework?
Bella is about to answer when Angela opens her bottle of Sunny D and Edward and Alice begin sparkling.
Angela:
Bella: Why are you guys sparkling like that? The sun's not even out!
Edward: Well, Angela did just release the power of the sun.
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^Nice Jenna!
Edward: I love Esme!
Rosalie: I'm deciding between Carlisle and Emmett.
Bella: I've gone...to the other team.
Alice: Charlie's my man!
Jasper: Emo.
Emmett: I like Robert Pattinson!
Carlisle: I love Renee.
Esme: I love Renesmee.
Nessie: I'm putting myself up for adoption.
*Leaves. Walks back later. Sees Carlisle kissing Renee, Edward kissing Esme, Jasper killing himself, Alice kissing Charlie, Bella kissing Angela, Rose debating, and Emmett staring at a pic of Rob.*
Nessie: This is my AM (Adopted Mother)
AM: Hey.
Bella: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Edward: I love Esme!
Rosalie: I'm deciding between Carlisle and Emmett.
Bella: I've gone...to the other team.
Alice: Charlie's my man!
Jasper: Emo.
Emmett: I like Robert Pattinson!
Carlisle: I love Renee.
Esme: I love Renesmee.
Nessie: I'm putting myself up for adoption.
*Leaves. Walks back later. Sees Carlisle kissing Renee, Edward kissing Esme, Jasper killing himself, Alice kissing Charlie, Bella kissing Angela, Rose debating, and Emmett staring at a pic of Rob.*
Nessie: This is my AM (Adopted Mother)
AM: Hey.
Bella: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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(Warning. Barely skirting PG-13 with this one. You have been warned.)
Bella (to Edward): (huffing and getting out of bed) I didn't realize they weren't kidding when they said you were the fastest. Ugh!
Bella (to Edward): (huffing and getting out of bed) I didn't realize they weren't kidding when they said you were the fastest. Ugh!
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Bwahahahahahaha! Love it Rings! Hilarious.ringswraith wrote:(Warning. Barely skirting PG-13 with this one. You have been warned.)
Bella (to Edward): (huffing and getting out of bed) I didn't realize they weren't kidding when they said you were the fastest. Ugh!
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reposting this one cuz I can't think of anything, but people told me this was funny...
During New Moon when Bella and Alice are in Italy...
Aro: Bella, would you like to stay here with us? You would be turned of course.
Bella: Yes!
Edward: Bella...but...why? (Edward looks like he should be crying)
Bella: I'm sorry, Edward, but the option of becoming a member of the guard is much better than spending eternity with you.
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lol these have been great! *puts on thinking cap*
"And if you ever kiss her again, I will break your jaw for her," he promised.
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Jacob: *Left the plane and approaching the counters in the airport.*
Security personnel: "Please step aside, sir." "We suspect that you have contacted the H1N1 Flu (Swine flu) as the temperature screening shows that you currently have a high fever."
Security personnel: "Please step aside, sir." "We suspect that you have contacted the H1N1 Flu (Swine flu) as the temperature screening shows that you currently have a high fever."
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^ playig off that one
*in airport gettting off plane*
Security: /excuse me sir your hands are freezing. I think we need to quarantine
you to check for diseases. We are also going to need to check your fingerprints
Carlisle: sorry i'm a doctor my hands are always that cold...
*thinks to him self later*
Carlisle; wow i am really lucky i'm a doctor
he never would have believed me when i said i had no fingerprints
*in airport gettting off plane*
Security: /excuse me sir your hands are freezing. I think we need to quarantine
you to check for diseases. We are also going to need to check your fingerprints
Carlisle: sorry i'm a doctor my hands are always that cold...
*thinks to him self later*
Carlisle; wow i am really lucky i'm a doctor
he never would have believed me when i said i had no fingerprints
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*all of the cullens are sitting in there living room* *Harry Potter, Ron and Hermoine magically appear out of no where*
Harry: What the hell? This isn't the Burrow!
Harry: What the hell? This isn't the Burrow!