last post for a week! (at least I think so)
MISS ME GUYS and if Rob stops by don't you dare not mention me.
I'm taking all the crack with me so ya'll better miss me! I MEAN IT!
If you don't miss me then don't dare speak... um don't dare type me again! UGH I'll totally go all rosalie crackass on you if you don't miss me. And I'm so not a fighter... like totally. I'm a whimp, like I would run the other way. I would even probably cry if I heard you following me, screaming "I'm sorry I'm sorry! I'm sorry, please don't kill me" <- totally that's me.
I'm a turkey.
I mean I could totally run through a grave yard at night with you,
I would MAYBE egg a house or two with you,
I would lie and tell you look lovely even if you didn't so your feelings wouldn't be hurt,
I would buy you a round just cause I want one too and don't wanna drink alone,
I would only call you a slut behind your back,
I would tell Rob all about how wonderful you are though you're a lesbian so he can't get any ideas,
I would allow you to hold my Rob autograph for a second just so you can feel the power,
I would allow you to cry on my shoulder as long as you allow me to b*tch you out for being a complete moron for what you did to cause the crying... but cry. Go ahead.
I would never fight you though.
only cause I'm a whimp but maybe if I buffed up a bit I might. But we all know Jaime ain't going to the gym! I'll keep Wii-ing though so WATCH OUT! BTW My Wii still tells me "You're a very off balance person." WTF?
Totally just wasted your time but it wouldn't be one of my post if I didn't.
Love you guys, Take Care and I'll see you when I get back.WOOT WOOT!
*LICKS HER BANNER LONG AND o-m-g I almost typed you know what! AHH! let's start over...
*LICKS HER BANNER ONE LAST LONGING TIME*
Still sounded cracked out though